"Demented Delights"

i create nightmares

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Octopus eggs Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her

I thought someone had filled condoms with water and octopuses 

I honestly thought they were condoms someone blew up like balloons and then just drew octopuses on them.

a-kid-with-a-blog:

ima1ing:

spankkitten:

malformalady:

Octopus eggs

Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her

I thought someone had filled condoms with water and octopuses 

I honestly thought they were condoms someone blew up like balloons and then just drew octopuses on them.

Filed under that moment when you realize you can't use dyslexia as an excuse for being stupid because it was a visual thing not a literacy thing

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Note to Pen Pals

As of today I have officially mailed out all my letters/postcards to their respective receivers. One to my sister, two for NaNo buddies (TX & MT bound), one to Canada, and the postcard to England. Finland’s letter was mailed last week.

Still waiting for an address to come back for another English letter. For now, I can sit back and relax (and let those muscles have a break).

Now to prepare for the holiday season (Halloween, Thanksgiving, & Christmas).

I also understand Thanksgiving is technically an American holiday, so I don’t know if you lovely international pals celebrate it or not, but when I celebrate holidays and include friends, you’ll be included regardless of whether or not we celebrate the same holidays.

I like celebrating my friends with the holiday, I will not leave you out of it. So y’all are getting Christmas presents whether you like it or not. (Thanksgiving & Halloween will most likely be themed envelopes)

Keep your eyes peeled for those letters (and that one postcard)!

Filed under penpals holidays you've been warned

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Sir Nicholas Winton is a humanitarian who organized a rescue operation that saved the lives of 669 Jewish Czechoslovakia children from Nazi death camps, and brought them to the safety of Great Britain between the years 1938-1939.

After the war, his efforts remained unknown. But in 1988, Winton’s wife Grete found the scrapbook from 1939 with the complete list of children’s names and photos. Sir Nicholas Winton is sitting in an audience of Jewish Czechoslovakian people who he saved 50 years before.

WATCH FULL VIDEO HERE

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